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Five minutes to go till the first half ends and fans up and down the country are ready to sample a tradition known as the footballing pie. After the twenty minute wait for the spotty little oik behind the counter to take his finger out of his nose and serve you, you are finally ready .You sink your teeth into what seems like luscious pasty take a bite and instantly want your money back. The heartburn begins as the fat sinks into your mouth and burns your tongue and that culinary delight has just cost how much! In my day it was a steak and kidney pie, now you get balti, indian, morrocan and even fish. What is going on at football grounds. Its not enough that our team makes us sick we have to chew on what can only described as anti food. Oi Jamie forget the schools sort out or football grounds out. So time to name and shame. Where is the worst pie in football?

Be it Anfield, The Emirates, Stamford Bridge or United's 'Theatre of Dreams', the chance to see your team play at one of these grounds is a sight to behold whatever the score. Go down a few leagues and it is not such a pleasure, The 30 minute wait for a pie and a pint, which results in missing goal after goal after goal. The restricted views, archaic turnstiles, broken seats and toilets that have seen better days. Does one stadium possess all of these qualities, which ground makes you hide behind the sofa during the FA Cup 3rd Round Draw? Ninian Park or Filbert Street anyone?

We all know that video technology just isn't going to happen any time soon, so we are just stuck with the Stuart Atwell's of the world for now. Why is it that everyone in the ground can see exactly what has just happened. but the man in black some ten feet way sees it so so differently. I give you Mendes at Old Trafford, our infamous greasy friend Diego or most recently Freddie Sears shot that flew in the centre of the goal resulting in a goal kick (don't ask). Words can describe how I would feel if I was a Watford fan in the linked game at Redaing OMG!!!! So what is the one moment that has made you question ever going to a game again?

One thing we all agree on is our love for football football football. So just imagine if you were lucky enough to have the chance to represent your country at the World Cup, a dream for most of us Sunday morning hobblers. This dream for a certain Manchester City full back is now over due to the ugly episode we have all read about a thousand times. So now the question, what would you do? Would you give up the ultimate childhood dream of playing at a World Cup due to the off field shananagins of your ex team mate? Or would you say 'Oi Terry NOOOO!!!!' and board the plane to South Africa?

Over the top tackles, flailing elbows or 'Zidane' style headbutts, our game has been dragged through the mud for too long. Don't even start us on diving (Christiano Ronaldo, Eduardo, Ngog and the unforgettable Gilardino). Rivaldo holding his face when the ball hit his legs, or Milan's Dida going down like a bag of spuds at Celtic Park, there are far too many moments of football at its ugliest to mention.

For you as a footy fan what is the one moment in football that has made you so ashamed that you think 'Right that it i'm going shopping with the wife next Saturday?

Its been the scurge of football since time began. We all remember Diego Maradona punching Argentina through to the '86' World Cup Semi Finals at the expense of the hapless Shilton. Even choir boy Scholes did it against Zenit St. Petersburg in the Super Cup Final, but he rightly received his marching orders for it. And now Thierry 'Beautiful Game' Henry decided to grow feet for hands before Gallas slotted home to break the hearts of not only Ireland but of football in general.

So now the big question, would you use your paw to cheat your way to success or prefer to lose with dignity and keep the integrity of our game intact.

We love our club more than anything in the world, but when it comes to kits - we would rather wear a full leather gimp suit (complete with snooker ball in the mouth) than some of the horrors, manufacturers have produced in the dark over the years. Be it the 1995 England Goalie top, Borrusia Dortmund's fluorescent number or more recently Newcastle's yellow striped away shirt, sporting our clubs colours has pushed our loyalty to the limits. Even Fergie has contempt for United's all grey (invisible) kit worn in the spanking by the Saints.

It's time to roll back the years and decide the ugliest kit in the world!

We will start the ball rolling with Coventry City's 1970 Brown kit. Beat that!

An age old question. Your team crosses the white line and produces some of the finest attacking football you've seen since you were knee high to a grasshopper. The game has everything and is a free flowing action packed goalasaurus. It ends in a mouthwatering 4-4 draw.

The other side of the coin, you spend most of the match daydreaming and wondering if you were a wolf what colour nightie you would wear. You then wake up in the last minute to see a shot deflect off you big bottomed substitute resulting in a 1-0 dour win.

So are you a football purist or is it all about winning and winning ugly?